So I took this insanity test...

...at The H.P. Lovecraft Historical Society and here is the result:

INSANITY INDEX 6.81 Your score suggests that you are what's known as 'bughouse.' That's a colloquial term for madness from a time when people who thought they were crawling with bugs were often correct. In these more hygienic times, it indicates a potentially serious problem. Others who scored at this level include pop star Michael Jackson and Greek philosopher Plato.

Maybe I shouldn't have chosen the chainsaw as the ideal instrument to perform a lobotomy.