This guy can write

If A Day In Iraq is not part of your blogroll, it should be. Go read it all.

"Kofi Annan could come to collect some kickbacks he's still owed from the oil for food program. Sean Penn could come to promote peace, all while getting in fights with anyone who tried to take his picture. John Kerry could come get another Purple Heart. Barbara Streisand and Justin Timberlake could sing Iraq's national anthem before the race. Justin, I already have a place for you to stay. It's called the Neverland Ranch. Reporting live for everyone back home would be the dynamic duo of Dan Rather and Katie Couric."