New Jersey court ensures that tour boats are safe for terrorists and pirates to hijack

Trenton, NJ:

Tour boat captains voyaging on New Jersey waters cannot carry a weapon, even if they fear terrorists may try to commandeer the vessel and deploy it as a bomb like 9/11 hijackers did with jetliners in 2001, a state appeals court ruled Friday.

The reason?

The court said that if Atanasio had the right to carry a gun, then other workers, "would be legally entitled to carry concealed firearms."

Oh, the horror.