I got one of those "census document" questionnaires yesterday. What a bunch of loaded junk. "Liberal Democrat" this, "liberal Democrat" that. Some of these questions are just impossible to answer without an accompanying slap to the face of the questioner.
UPDATE: Here's an example.
Will you join the Republican National Committee by making a contribution today?Unbelievable. They try to disguise this as a survey and still try to figure out a way to trick you out of $11. Are people really this stupid?
- Yes, I support the RNC and am enclosing my most generous contribution of: (multiple choice amounts).
- Yes, I support the RNC, but am unable to participate at this time. However, I have enclosed $11 to cover the cost of tabulating my survey.
- No, I favor electing liberal Democrats over the next ten years.
There should have been one more option:
- Not only no, but hell no. You bunch of thugs are doing just fine collaborating with your Democrat friends to infringe on my freedom without me giving you any help.