Brains online

Some brains are just naturally better, juicier, and formerly smarter than others, and we've got them here at Brains4Zombies.com. We sell only the highest quality fresh brains, delivered straight to your door. We do the dirty deed so you can spend more time... well... doing whatever the hell it is you zombies do when you're not ripping open people's heads.

I'm not (yet) willing to say how I got there, but I just discovered an amusing parody site that looks like Amazon but is more zombie-focused: Brains4Zombies.com.