Friday, January 23, 2009

Keeping Nigeria safe from were-goats

Telegraph:
"They pursued them. However, one of them escaped while the other turned into a goat," he said. While Mr Mohammed said he could not confirm whether a man had, in fact, turned into a goat, he did admit that the animal was in police custody. A photo of the goat, resting on its knees next to a pile of straw, was published in Nigeria's Vanguard newspaper.
ShortNews.com:
"We cannot confirm the story, but the goat is in our custody. We cannot base our information on something mystical. It is something that has to be proved scientifically, that a human being turned into a goat," said Kwara state police.
Good luck with that.

1 comment:

  1. So, would turning that goat into cabrito constitute cannibalism?

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