New benchmark for determing if you are "emotionally dead inside"

I was checking out Crackle.com yesterday (been thinking about buying one of them Roku boxes and cancelling satellite TV--seriously) and this was one of the flash movie ads that slid across the top of the page.

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Yes, folks, if you fail to be emotionally affected by this (ahem) "flick," you are emotionally dead inside. I now fear to watch it, lest I learn something terrible about myself.