Please don't watch this, unless you want to share my pain.
Here is a pop song for those of you who don't like melodies, or for those of you who are big fans of middle B.
If you pay attention (G-d help you!) you will notice that all of the "high" notes are auto-tune.
PLEASE NOTE: I may not leave this here forever. I just want to inflict it on a few innocent bystanders for kicks and then maybe eventually delete it.