The prosaic and unimaginative told me such a thing could not exist--when they dared even to speak of it at all. Indeed, there were those who shuddered and averted their gaze when I dared even to hint at such a thing. Still, I refused to be denied, searching for clues where most others seldom ventured to tread.
Now they look at me askance, speaking together in hushed whispers of one such as I who dared the unimaginable; one who has laughed in the face of the maddened universe; one who now possesses...the foon!!!