I just want to say thank you to all the S.A. rate payers for supplying me with enough blue jeans to last me the rest of my life.
I have five pair that I wear on a regular weekly rotation, so they're faded, slightly torn, etc. One more pair that I wear rarely, only when I work a Saturday. A few more that I keep aside for "special" occasions when I want to wear nice, new-looking jeans, and 10 pair in the closet that I've never touched. I get measured for another 5 pair this week.
In the 4+ years I've worked there, I've worn out about 10 pair. Some of them were old jeans from before I started this job.
I thought I had kept the dog attack jeans from my previous job, just to show people what they looked like after a German Shepherd had mangled them, but I must have thrown those away. Or maybe my wife did. She might have gotten tired of seeing a pair of ripped up jeans with my blood stains still on them carefully folded and put up on the closet shelf.