Friday, May 04, 2012

Bad analogies

My Ear-Trumpet Has Been Struck By Lightning has some of the worst analogies written by high school students.

Except...I really like #6.  I think I might steal it someday.
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  1. Brer5/07/2012 07:12:00 AM

    "Disease and Deprivation stalk our land like two giant stalking things." --Blackadder.

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  2. Ruzhyo5/08/2012 01:28:00 PM

    #9 would work with the right character narrating.

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