The Hatemonger's Quarterly has posted the winners of the Fifth Annual Horrible College-Student Poetry Competition:
It's sad and funny at the same time. But mostly funny, in that "I can't believe what a massive idiot you are" kind of way.
I throw myself against the Trojan-like cadderwallsWARNING: BEVERAGE SPEWAGE ALERT.
Of a castle dark, a fortress so wicked and strong
Silent trees cry for me where they have fellen as a songbird bravely sings
By a toxic brook in the brokin air-fowled wood
They know all too well the inner inate darkness of the black corprit soul
It's sad and funny at the same time. But mostly funny, in that "I can't believe what a massive idiot you are" kind of way.
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