Sunday, August 31, 2008

If Lovecraft had been a Whitman's Sampler copywriter

At McSweeney's Internet Tendency:
Chocolate Cherry Cordial

You must not think me mad when I tell you what I found below the thin shell of chocolate used to disguise this bonbon's true face. Yes! Hidden beneath its rich exterior is a hideously moist cherry cordial! What deranged architect could have engineered this non-Euclidean aberration? I dare not speculate.

1 comment:

  1. I love that new image/avatar of you!

    It's very Hunter S. Thompson-esque, minus, of course, his Liberal poltical tendencies!