Porcelain objects shaped like guns and artistically colored

The fragile weapon, hand-painted in the style of classic tableware motifs, lies next to your coffee and cake, asking to be picked up. Its coolness and comfortable grip increase the qualms of the user, leaving him in a quandary between the pleasure of luxury and violence.

An ambiguously-worded quandary, I think. Ah, hoplophobes! Is there nothing they can't be afraid of? I suppose you could smack someone over the head with it. Other than that, I don't see anything particularly violent about a piece of porcelain.

Anyway, for more cool pictures of these gun-shaped decorations, go here.