William S. Burroughs would like this post

The Longest Poem in the World "is composed by aggregating real-time public twitter updates and selecting those that rhyme."

So ready to go home and go to bed.
My heart isn't broken, and i'm not dead.

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Thank you Ballet de force, Chamberlain's Steakhouse, and Sassy Bratz!!
Off to mum and Dads house tomorrow to look after the cats.

Some of them are pretty good.