Saturday, January 17, 2004

Man saves family, becomes criminal.

Hale DeMar saved his family from a night-time intruder by using his handgun. But handguns are illegal in Chicago, so that makes him the criminal. Fortunately, the town is on his side. We'll see how this one turns out.

On the stupid criminal side, the intruder drove himself to the hospital in DeMar's SUV, which he had stolen the previous night.